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[personal profile] oratoria 2025-06-24 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a red sock in the laundry.
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[personal profile] oratoria 2025-06-24 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that depends.
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[personal profile] oratoria 2025-06-24 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
On who those towels in the laundry hamper belong to, and how they feel about pastel pink?
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[personal profile] oratoria 2025-06-24 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Darling that's so sweet of you to say, but everything looks like marshmallows. I can bleach them! I'm sure it'll wash out, where do you keep the bleach? I want to get them fixed before the others get home.
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[personal profile] oratoria 2025-06-24 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well shoot.

[Whoa calm down Kyrie!]

What about baking soda?
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[personal profile] oratoria 2025-06-24 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe we have lemons...

Oh please don't go to any trouble, I can do it. I can't believe I didn't check the machine properly, it was so stupid, I always do it.
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[personal profile] oratoria 2025-06-24 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
My hero ❤️

I care though, I was trying to be helpful and I ruined the towels. That's the opposite of helpful.
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[personal profile] oratoria 2025-06-24 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Distilled white vinegar?

And a handsome young man, about 6'3" with silver hair, a beautiful smile and the kindest heart of anyone I've known? Do you think you could bring one of those home too?
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[personal profile] oratoria 2025-06-24 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You better not be calling my boyfriend a punk, buster.
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[personal profile] oratoria 2025-06-24 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Well you know, it hurts my feelings when he calls himself a punk because he's actually wonderful on top of being a sweetheart with a heart of gold.

And I happen to like his ass just how it is, thank you. No beating allowed.
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[personal profile] oratoria 2025-06-24 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then, it's lucky that I get to call you the perfect thing, isn't it?
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[personal profile] oratoria 2025-06-24 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh my darling, you ruined my punchline but I can't even be mad when you say such gorgeous things to me. Don't ever change ❤️❤️❤️

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