I don't care I'm minding my own business like you want me to
[He is not. He's relieved it's not another gross worm parasite thing, which he is completely sure Dante would treat with the same gravitas as last time. Which was zero.]
But lo and behold! The youngest son of Sparda returns some fifteen minutes later... soaking wet and dripping all over the floor there in the entryway. The reason he's soaked is because he'd thrown himself into the nearest body of water for a couple seconds in an attempt to get rid of the blood he'd been fully covered in. Wow! It's just like back home when Urizen the douchebag was around. He's still covered in blood here and there since he's been unable to really wash it off, but! At least he's not looking like Carrie with the pig's blood anymore. Just. You know. Streaky with it.
Boots squishing there as he goes, he's making his way for the bathroom then. Squish. Squish. Squish. )
[Speaks up Nero, sitting up so he's visible over the couch back, eyes narrowed. Even if he couldn't clearly see the blood still clinging all over his uncle, he can smell its metallic tang along with the scent of wet clothes. Not because he's part demon really, but because he has a sense of smell.
He looks incredibly unamused as he glowers at Dante.]
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You live here too?
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You got a hot date coming with you or something?
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would i do that?
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I'm right arent i??
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i'm losing service...
i can't....
hear....you......
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when have i never not been ok?
( lol. )
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HOW HURT ARE YOU
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i just need a shower
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I'm working in the garage, try not to bleed all over the carpet or whatever on your way in
fucking hell dude!!!
[This is a bluff. He is not working in the garage, currently.]
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if you're asking if i got some slimy eel thing lodged in me
no i don't
i'm fine
i just need a shower because i look like a damn mess
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[He is not. He's relieved it's not another gross worm parasite thing, which he is completely sure Dante would treat with the same gravitas as last time. Which was zero.]
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But lo and behold! The youngest son of Sparda returns some fifteen minutes later... soaking wet and dripping all over the floor there in the entryway. The reason he's soaked is because he'd thrown himself into the nearest body of water for a couple seconds in an attempt to get rid of the blood he'd been fully covered in. Wow! It's just like back home when Urizen the douchebag was around. He's still covered in blood here and there since he's been unable to really wash it off, but! At least he's not looking like Carrie with the pig's blood anymore. Just. You know. Streaky with it.
Boots squishing there as he goes, he's making his way for the bathroom then. Squish. Squish. Squish. )
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[Speaks up Nero, sitting up so he's visible over the couch back, eyes narrowed. Even if he couldn't clearly see the blood still clinging all over his uncle, he can smell its metallic tang along with the scent of wet clothes. Not because he's part demon really, but because he has a sense of smell.
He looks incredibly unamused as he glowers at Dante.]
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More like was.
( Heh. He shrugs though. )
Some creature from the black lagoon lookin' thing. You ever been to the swamps here? They got some tough cookies out there.
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Any of it yours? Did you get hurt?
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Maybe I like a bit of pain.
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